May. 9th, 2007

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Someone needs to explain to Trace Adkins exactly what a "badonka donk" is, because I don't think he got the memo.   

For some insane reason I saw this video last night called  Honky Tonk Badonka Donk .... and not a single one of the girls in the video HAD a badonkadonk.  What the shit? Like they couldn't find one white blond girl with a big ass?  Very Unlikely... They just need to come to my town... Cowboys night club is crawling with them.
These video girls had serious cases of Paris Hilton White Girl Ass.  Looked like a bunch of concave spoons in some jean shorts.  

As the proud owner of a badonkadonk, I wish to make a formal complaint.    Lets have some truth here.   If they're claiming Honky Tonk Badonka Donk, then that's what should be shown.  Not Bony Ass Barbies who can't fill out their pants. 
And lets be honest with ourselves, at the local honky tonks there is much more moose knuckle and flat pancake ass than any Bum Cake or Mud Flap action happening.   Next time Mr Adkins should name his song Honky Tonk Camel Toe and at least that will be a fair representation. 

Oh, and by far the best line in the song is: "Shut my mouth, smack your grandma".  Or something like that.
Yeah. Um.  Wow.
What kind of meth are these country stars smoking?


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