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If vegetarianism means looking like Sophie Monk naked, pass me a rare bacon wrapped steak STAT.   With a side of cage-fed beakless chickuns, and dolphin tainted tuna. This is fucking horrific, and I am totally fucking sick of this ad popping up everywhere.  Her face looks like its sliding off into her ears too. Is that a side effect of tofu?   I think she's laying there like that because she is too weak to move all 65 lbs of herself, not to mention one of her legs is obviously missing.  Probably some kind of osteoporosis from the chili pepper vegan binges she later purges.  What the fuck is wrong with people???  I don't even know who Sophie Monk is, but I truly believe that for 25 cents a day we can help her and the other starving people in Mmfufu Africa.



Bleh.  

Date: 2007-11-16 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] optimsprm.livejournal.com
pass me a rare bacon wrapped steak STAT. With a side of cage-fed beakless chickuns, and dolphin tainted tuna

Can I get a plate of bacon with a side of bacon on bacon with that?

Oh and for my veggies can I get a Martini? Gotta get the balanced meal effect?

Date: 2007-11-16 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercurygrin.livejournal.com
Gotta watch out for those olives in the martinis. They can cause wicked hangovers!

And why the hell aren't you on my friends list anymore???? Rectifying that...

Date: 2007-11-16 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] optimsprm.livejournal.com
I have no idea why I was left off your flist, I thought it was a little strange.

I'm prepared to deal with the olives-induced-hangovers. Just thinking through, I need a grain . . . hmm . . . Guinness, it's like liquid bread without the liquid anyway. And now some sugar, that's how we get to Absinthe.


Mmmmmmmmmm Absinthe.

Date: 2007-11-16 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuck-lw.livejournal.com
>I don't even know who Sophie Monk is, but I truly believe that for 25 cents a day we can help her and the other starving people in Mmfufu Africa.

Starving African: "Paid thugs came through our lands and burned our crops. That is why we are starving. Is that what happened to you, Sophie?"

Sophie Monk: "I... Uh... Oh..." *teeters* *swoons* *faints*

Starving African: "Yes. They must have burned her crops."

me hungry meow

Date: 2007-11-16 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veloriavelvet.livejournal.com
for some reason I get hungry looking at the blonde skinny girl. I wants some greek meatballs!

Re: me hungry meow

Date: 2007-11-16 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercurygrin.livejournal.com
mmmmmmm keftedes.

Date: 2007-11-16 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hkcreations.livejournal.com
Save the animals....eat vegetarians.

Date: 2007-11-17 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedshadow.livejournal.com
Her face looks like its sliding off into her ears too. That's one of funniest things I've heard all week. Go you....For The Win.

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