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I'll be 42...  thats the answer to everything.
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 Know what interests me about this movie?  How its been pimped out anywhere and everywhere like a fat blue whore.   It even featured prominently on the show Bones, which was humorous and sad all at once.  Instead of paying for decent writers to create a worthwhile storyline, they obviously "blue" that on blow and advertising. I am sick of seeing ads for this movie.  Its obviously going to be a big steamer with pretty effects.   Anyone remember the 1998 Godzilla remake?  Oh yeah, I went there.   
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The latest overplayed Esurance commercial with the "Pwerful Power" song makes me want to shank a bitch.
If I could set just one group of people on fire, I would choose the marketing dillweeds at Esurance. 

However, I make the pain go away the 50x a day that commercial comes on, by singing the REAL LYRICS. 
You know you sing this too:

It's okay to PEE yourself.... It's okay to PEE yourself
When you've had to much booze.....
It's okay to PEE yourself..... It's okay to RELEASE YOUR OVERFULL OVRFUL BLADDER
Because it feeeeeeels GoooOOOoooOood.

It's funny because its true. 
Ok, who wants to put it on Youtube?  Hell a thousand parodies are probably already there. I really don't care enough to check.

Fuck you Esurance for destroying music and all that is good in the world.  Twats.
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If vegetarianism means looking like Sophie Monk naked, pass me a rare bacon wrapped steak STAT.   With a side of cage-fed beakless chickuns, and dolphin tainted tuna. This is fucking horrific, and I am totally fucking sick of this ad popping up everywhere.  Her face looks like its sliding off into her ears too. Is that a side effect of tofu?   I think she's laying there like that because she is too weak to move all 65 lbs of herself, not to mention one of her legs is obviously missing.  Probably some kind of osteoporosis from the chili pepper vegan binges she later purges.  What the fuck is wrong with people???  I don't even know who Sophie Monk is, but I truly believe that for 25 cents a day we can help her and the other starving people in Mmfufu Africa.



Nov. 14th, 2007 10:46 am
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OJ's 8th Birthday

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You can't be dead.

I am waiting for the Will Ferrell tribute.
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Help the police!


Sep. 12th, 2007 08:43 pm
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Petition by Informed Citizens to reclassify non-science books from science categories
"As informed citizens, we feel strongly that categorizing Intelligent Design (“ID”) as science is both inappropriate and misleading. Local bookstores and libraries unintentionally exacerbate this misleading categorization when they shelve ID books and legitimate science texts in the same section . Our goal is to convince the U.S. Library of Congress to re-classify ID books into sections other than the science section."

Sign it
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funny headline of the day:
They should have used Frank the Goat. He's evil.
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Shameless Plug:
PLEASE Vote for Head Full of Zombies for BEST COVERBAND in Colorado Springs!!!  Danke!

There, now the boyfriend can shut up.


Aug. 16th, 2007 12:31 pm
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Holy crap.
Greek Gods yogurt with real fig on the bottom, is the greatest yogurt in all zee world.  I seriously could die now.  (Of heart failure to boot since a 6oz serving is 270 calories.  But oh so worth it.  The plain flavored Greek gods is only 60 calories.  So its okay.)   My Lunch is Awesome!

Yay food.  I like it.

(yeah its not obvious I am trying to get out of work.  what a dork.)
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Your Score: Lion Warning Cat

62% Affectionate, 63% Excitable, 48% Hungry

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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So. Full.

Potato skins and gin were a bad choice.
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I don't know about you all, but I always thought my potato snacks were not hardcore enough. 
I'm kind of behind the times and all but luckily, THESE products (official snacks of hiphop!!) exist, and I have finally bought some. 

RAP SNACKS!  Bizzitches!!

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the Old Spice commercials with Bruce Campbell singing a lounge version of "Hungry Like the Wolf".... 


They make me freaking happy.  He's so cool. 
Thats all.

For those who haven't seen them:
Bruce croons Hungry like the Wolf
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Maybe the house will get below 88 degrees now.

Edit:  Ok, make that dime sized hail. 
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I love breakfast!
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I'm thirsty.
I miss booze. 
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